March 7, 2008
Ode to the Garden Gnome
I remember writing "Knight on an Economy Horse" and it actually made me laugh. So for the sake of tradition, here's a new one I made while sipping my coffee. The symbolism is reader-specific. Hahahaha!
I guess its cute
That you constantly smile
When I believe in my mind,
You should be reviled
You to me
Are the Andvari of old
A sad wasted shell
But ever so bold
The stories about you
Whether truths or lies
Is all a clever ruse
to achieve the next prize
I did not know Gnomes like you
were Corinthian in nature
Hedonist pricks
Who save a little for later
Cassanova
In the Garden Gnomic sense
Funny and offensive
With a head that's way too dense
I cut this short
But Before I go
Here's something you might understand:
Hi-ho! Hi-ho! Hi-ho!
I guess its cute
That you constantly smile
When I believe in my mind,
You should be reviled
You to me
Are the Andvari of old
A sad wasted shell
But ever so bold
The stories about you
Whether truths or lies
Is all a clever ruse
to achieve the next prize
I did not know Gnomes like you
were Corinthian in nature
Hedonist pricks
Who save a little for later
Cassanova
In the Garden Gnomic sense
Funny and offensive
With a head that's way too dense
I cut this short
But Before I go
Here's something you might understand:
Hi-ho! Hi-ho! Hi-ho!
Posted by yabs on March 7, 2008 at 02:24 PM | Comments
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