yabs

Orange chicken - Asthueteng Manok na maraming arina (ala malabnaw na Ketchup)

Sweet and sour pork - Baboy in Banana ketchup

Chili Con Carne - isang latang beans at tatlong butil ng giniling

Pork and beans - beans (yun lang or minsan may konting taba ng baboy)

Soup - tubig at asin

Siopao - "pusa"

Bulalo - buto-buto

Pizza - tinapay na may ketchup at green peas

Special Fried rice - lumang kanin at tira-tira

After dinner dessert - sigarilyo at tubig

Brewed coffee - instant coffee na timplado na

Whole chicken - apat na leeg, isang drumstick, 3 pakpak at 2 pwet

Chef's soup - sabaw ni manang/katas ni uncle

Prime rib - butong walang karne

Chef's Special - "aso"

Lumpiang Shanghai - shanghai wrapper lang na deepfried

Sunny side up egg - itlog na kahapon pinirito

Eggs benedict - "ser ano po yun?"

Buffet - punuin ang plato at huwag na bumalik

Double porkchop - dalawang manipis na hiwa galing sa isang porkchop

Boneless bangus - bangus na maraming tinik

Mixed seafood - squidballs, fishballs, isang tahong at 2 tentacles ng pusit

Sherbet - dirty icecream

Tokwa't Baboy - tokwa't sibuyas

Sizzling Mixed Sausages – Rica, Vida, Fresca, Roels at malalaking hiwa ng sibuyas sa malamig na hot-plate

UNLIMITED RICE – madaming lumang kanin kahit ilang beses kumuha… pero ang ulam mga limang kutsara lang

Beef with Green Peas – green peas with some beef

Bottomless Iced Tea – habang kumakain ka iniiwasan ka ng waiter. Pag paalis ka na, dun lalapit para pupunuin baso mo.

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